MEANNESS is an excessive desire to save at the cost of one’s dignity. The mean man, when he has won in a tragic competition, dedicates a wooden scroll to Dionysos, patron of drama, and inscribes on it only his own name.1 When a public subscription is being raised for the state, he either rises with the rest, but in silence, or goes out altogether. When he is giving away his daughter in marriage he will sell the flesh of the animal sacrificed, except the parts that must go to the priest, and will hire attendants for the wedding on the understanding that they find their own food. When he is in command of a ship he takes the steersman’s rug to spread beneath him on the deck, and carefully packs away his own. He is sure not to send his children to school at the school-children's festival to the Muses, but will say they are not well, so that they need not contribute. When be has got provisions he himself carries home the meat and the vegetables wrapped up in his cloak from the market. Should he have to send his cloak away to be cleaned he stays inside till it comes back. If a friend is collecting subscriptions and has mentioned it to him he turns out of his road if he sees him approaching and goes home a roundabout way. He will refuse to buy an attendant for his wife who brought him a dowry, but will hire for her walks2 a girl from the Ladies’ bazaar. He will wear shoes all patched and mended and say horn ones don’t excel them for lasting. He will sweep out his house himself when be rises, polish the couches, and when he sits down will thrust aside the rough cloak which is all he wears by way of dress.

1 The usual custom was to inscribe the name of the trainer, etc., and chief magistrate. He grudges at once praise to other,, and the money wbLch a larger scroll would cost.

2 It was contrary to etiquette for an Athenian lady to go out unattended. The mean man will not give his wife a regular attendant, but hires a girl by the hour.

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