For those perhaps wondering what this is about ... it's me having the time of my life in the role of William Webster Wonka, erstwhile inventor of the world wide web (with Al Gore) and Chief Geek at the SCO "Software Factory". One of the great traditions of the former SCO was an annual "SCO Follies" production ... a full on theatrical production, to music, loosely scripted around a well known story and basically a bunch of in jokes and general send-up of the company. Doug Michels is to be credited with extraordinary good humor in fostering these creations, produced at the annual company party. Anyway, in 2000, the script was based on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory; I got to play Wonka. In 2001 (the final year of follies, alsa, just prior to the acquisition by Caldera), I did a short scene as a Caldera salesman explaining "how it is" to the SCO sales staff. Be sure to check out the "Magic Cyber Ride" video. You Don't Know What We Can Find ...     Why Don't you come with me, Little Girl, on a Magic Cyber-Ride? By Popular Demand! Click Here to view Windows Media Player Video of "Magic Cyber Ride" (Requires DSL or > connection)   They're the Corpa-Lorpas, From Lorpa Corp   The Poor Corpa-Lorpas had nowhere else to go   Inside the Netscape Communivator   Wonka and the Corpa Lorpa's clean up after Gloop's Demise   These are the Most cutting-edge of my Technology Creations   You give it a list of requirements as input ...   I Give you, the Everlasting Spam-stopper These are my Fizzy Linux Stocks   Oh no! Follies madness strikes again ... April 2001 I cameo as 'Barry Manilow' in 'Fiddler on the 425 Roof'!